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 Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0 
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Massive glasses of alcohol for everyone! Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Send message Joined: 12 Nov 10 Posts: 1149 Credit: 32,460,657 RAC: 1
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Now that we've got rid of the cop, I'll have a nightcap please. I'm sure no-one will notice the hump in the patio .... |
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Send message Joined: 12 Nov 10 Posts: 1149 Credit: 32,460,657 RAC: 1
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* bites tongue * No sorry, not working ... That explains a lot ... |
Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 9 Apr 07 Posts: 1702 Credit: 4,622,751 RAC: 0 
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All this tongue biting, now you have bits to spit out. Make sure to use the spittoon.  
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Send message Joined: 21 Nov 12 Posts: 1015 Credit: 5,459,295 RAC: 0
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...or that half drunk beer that's been sitting around for a few days |
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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Sweet baby Jesus in a manger someone didn't finish their beer?!!!!!! Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Send message Joined: 21 Nov 12 Posts: 1015 Credit: 5,459,295 RAC: 0
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.exactly.... |
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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*tear falls from eye* I'm not upset, just disappointed. Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
David S Send message Joined: 10 Sep 13 Posts: 1187 Credit: 2,791,507 RAC: 0
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Eeeny, meeny, miny mo... I hate to disappoint everyone, but I suspect everything beyond the pallet in the center of the aisle is a matte painting. David signature sent back to alpha testing |
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David S Send message Joined: 10 Sep 13 Posts: 1187 Credit: 2,791,507 RAC: 0
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Excuse me sir (flashes cop ID) Can I see your liquor licence please. In an old Wizard of Id strip: Rodney hauls a guy in front of the king. "Sire, we caught this man practicing medicine without a license." "So why bother me? Sell him a license." David signature sent back to alpha testing |
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David S Send message Joined: 10 Sep 13 Posts: 1187 Credit: 2,791,507 RAC: 0
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...or that half drunk beer that's been sitting around for a few days If it had been mine, it wouldn't have been drunk at all. David signature sent back to alpha testing |
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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Drinks are now five for the price of one! :) Hooray! Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Send message Joined: 21 Nov 12 Posts: 1015 Credit: 5,459,295 RAC: 0
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Excuse me sir (flashes cop ID) Can I see your liquor licence please. Solved - New license printed and on display |
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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Hooray!  Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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Ffsake the forum code can't handle gifv? *drinks* Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 9 Apr 07 Posts: 1702 Credit: 4,622,751 RAC: 0
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Ffsake the forum code can't handle gifv? Problem is the site it is on won't do hot links. <ed>and the forum doesn't support embedded videos as it doesn't do all BBCode.> Speaking of hot links, is there any food in this joint?
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Shampood Snail 😀 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 10 Posts: 756 Credit: 418,647 RAC: 0
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Drinks are now six for the price of one! How can this place stay in business with such ridiculous prices you ask? Good question. *fires up sage* Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo, and love no more. End of line. Bad news travels faster than the speed of light, good news never leaves the room. |
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Send message Joined: 21 Nov 12 Posts: 1015 Credit: 5,459,295 RAC: 0
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One in hand, next five lined up ready :-)  |
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Send message Joined: 12 Nov 10 Posts: 1149 Credit: 32,460,657 RAC: 1
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Looks like someone was helping themselves to your middle pint - a older Humphrey perhaps? :-) |
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Send message Joined: 21 Nov 12 Posts: 1015 Credit: 5,459,295 RAC: 0
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Nah, it was a bit too frothy and it wouldn't all go in the glass until I slurped a bit off the top ;-) |
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